Saturday, August 11, 2007

PLEASE EXPLAIN????

Something is seriously going on with my site, I am unable to sign in unless I leave a comment on somebody else's site. Quite weird.

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What happened last night???? We are in desperate need of a please please please EXPLAIN. How could we possibly lose to a side that had only won one other game this year???? I had a very strong feeling that we were going to lose yesterday. Why do teams play crap all year and then decide to play well when they play us?? The worst bit was not that we lost to Richmond or that we gave away unnecessary frees but that we are CRAP. It seriously does not look like we are going to win another game. I had a thought last night walking to my car from the station; in the age of litigation ie. everybody suing, I wander if one day a crazy passionate supporter tries to sue the club they support for the anguish and depression they are experiencing. Crazy I know but I can remember a woman suing two of her male colleagues for sexual harassment because they were discussing something that happened in a Seinfeld episode. Of course this happened in America!! Anyway, next week we play the demons who we have not beaten for ages so not looking good at all.

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Yesterday I went to the dentist after a two year hiatus. All was going well till I sat in the chair and started to feel really scared. What if I needed a root canal or a filling? But all went well and apparently my teeth are ok- $240 later!!! Have spent the day at home with the kids and sick hubby. Too lazy and still thinking about the loss to do anything. Of course we had to have maccas for lunch. Hubby thinks he is dying with gastro. He has been moaning and groaning all day. Too much hard work, at least I managed to go to the supermarket and buy him lemonade icy poles. Geez I am a good wife!!! Actually I did take Miss Love Me Do to dancing class today. I think it is quite disturbing the way she pelvic thrusts and moves those hips at the age of THREE. But she does love dancing and admiring herself in the mirror. Next we went to watch MR E at soccer training, he ducked his head every time the ball went near him. I don't think that he is going to be the next David Beckam. And thank god, would not cope at all with Victoria as my daughter in law.

Just thought of another reason as to why I am a great wife:

AFTER COMING HOME FROM WATCHING THE VERY PATHETIC EFFORT FROM COLLINGWOOD, I WATCHED THE REST OF THE GAME WITH HUBBY WHO IS A TIGERS SUPPORTER. I THEN SANG THE TIGERS THEME SONG WITH HUBBY!!! NOW THAT IS TRUE LOVE AND THE SADDEST PART IS THAT I KNEW MORE WORDS THAN HE DID!!!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

you know I think the saddest part is that you both SANG the theme song!! the image I have of that in my head is hilarious :) but bloody hell I am not picking those magpies anymore they seriously wreck my footy tipping.
As for Miss Love Me Do - such a great name for her - you would be worried having Victoria for your daughter in law, yet you've got JLo for a daughter?!? the years ahead are just going to get more and more interesting.

donpronto said...

What about those Great Tigers??? eat em Alive....Hey Magpie,,, you had your birthday how long are you going to be 32 ??? Hey Samantha,Do yourself a favour pick against the pies they are Shite,,,we know cos we have to suffer watching them self destruct.

Theo said...

Love your blog page Mary. Must say that you really do give out too much information.... poo, who knew. :)

Unknown said...

I don't know Donpronto - you and Mary dont seem very 'supportive' for supporters!!